Operation Overlord

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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Friday, October 10, 2008

You know, yesterday we had a games carnival.
It was anything BUT fun.
First - we won everything BUT the last four games of Captain's Ball. Which is only one game. At least we won 7-1, though.
Next - Boy, was it hot. Everyone was sunburned. Still hurts.
Third - the stupid school people thought that stupid school ends at bloody two o clock, when it stated on the damn letter that it ends at one. So they kept us back, back, back, back, back until one thirty five before ending the games carnival. But, wait for it, suddenly a stupid CIP briefing comes out of nowhere and we have to proceed to the hall, where they say the briefing will be "short and sweet". Ok, fine. But of course, knowing them it's anything but short and sweet and we're detained for another hour. And still the teachers don't know we're one and a half hours late. And when Mrs Goh says "apologies to your parents, we're a couple of minutes late" she's drowned out by protests. A couple of minutes? More like one and a half bloody hours!
And when she hears that she goes, "Your parents are gonna murder us." Damn right they are. And if they don't we'll murder them first.

QUIZ from Gen

1) What is your name ?
Is this a trick question?

2)Do you have a crush on anyone ?
Yeah…sure. And currently Adolf Hitler’s taking over the world with fluffy bunnies.

3)Does anyone have a crush on you ?
Logically thinking, if the person has a crush on you he wouldn’t admit it to anyone, ESPECIALLY not you. So how would you know something like that?

4)Are you feeling bored ?
Oh, no! Not when I’ve got this LOVELY quiz to do! [Gaak.]

5)How about now ?
Oh, how smart you are! Just one question you were asking whether we were bored, and now you’re asking whether we’re bored?! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

6)Describe the person you have a crush on
His name is “N.O.Thing”, his face is inexistent, and so is the rest of his body.

7)Describe the person who have a crush on you
HA! Bad English again! Describe the person who has a crush on you. Refer to the answer of question 3.

8)What is your favourite song ?
Theme song of Band of Brothers.

9)What is your favourite subject ?
Well, it used to be English, but I gotta say with Mr Tan teaching it becomes MATHS.

Name 10 People you can think of right now , including the person who tag you
1. FDR
2. Winston Churchill
3. George Patton
4. Richard Winters
5. Bernard Law Montgomery
6. Douglas MacArthur
7. Arthur Percival
8. Genevieve
9. Adolf Hitler
10. Anthony McAuliffe

[By the way, this should be “the person who tagged you”, not “tag you”.]

10) Is no. 5 a male / female . ( Bernard Law Montgomery)
Female…but so is Adolf Hitler.

11) Do you like no. 6 ? ( Douglas MacArthur )
Well, sure I do. Put aside the facts that he’s a incompetent, lousy, lazy, stupid, egoistic, ignorant, clumsy idiot and I do, very much.
12) What is the hobby of no.2 ? ( Winston Churchill )
Giving speeches, rallying nations, switching parties, smoking cigars, doing that famous V shaped hand sign, wearing bowler hats, being heroic.

13) Is no.9 smart ? ( Adolf Hitler )
If he was, the Allies would have lost the battle and Nazis would have taken over the world.

14) Will you woo no.10 ? ( Anthony McAuliffe )
First. How do you woo a guy who’s been dead 33 years? Second, NO WAY.

15) When is no.3's birthday ? ( George Patton )
November 11, 1885…coincidentally my mom was born 80 years later, and WWI ended 33 years later. Notice a familiar number over here?

16) What will you do if you did not meet no.1 ? ( FDR )
Seeing as I’ve never met him in the first place…nothing.

17) What will happen if no.5 falls in love with you ? ( Bernard Law Montgomery )
Well, firstly I wouldn’t want a corpse falling in love with me, secondly I wouldn’t want a corpse who sent 8000 British Paratroopers to their deaths in Operation Market Garden to fall in love with me, thirdly I wouldn’t want a meticulous, immaculate, NEAT corpse falling in love with me. So maybe I’ll kill myself.

18) How about no. 1 (FDR) ?
Wonder what it would be like as First Lady of the United States of America…anyway, Highly impossible. Unless someone invents a time machine. But even then it’s still impossible. Refer to the first point of Question seventeen for more details.

19) How are you feeling now ?
What do you think?

Tag 5 person to do this quiz
It should be “people”.
And for this, refer to the first five people on the list that I just made before this. [That’s why I didn’t put you as the first person, Gen]

QUIZ by Pearl
Name five things people don't know about you.

1. I've no idea when Winston Churchill was born.
Can I skip the next four? I'm too shallow a character. Everyone knows everything about me.

~Today in History~
1942: Battle of Cape Esperance

~Quote of the Day~
I don't drink, I do not smoke, I sleep a great deal. That is why I am in one-hundred percent form.
-Montgomery to Churchill, showing what a fat liar he is. And witty Churchill replies, "I drink a great deal, I sleep little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred percent form."

>>Forgotten by23:13