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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Friday, April 11, 2008
You might be thinking i've gone mad.
Actually, I think I have.
[ignore the above statement.]
Anyway.
Today we had drama.
And we were s'posed to act out a mother-and-daughter scene - see, the daughter's come home late and the mom's worried and angry.
So we gotta improvise as we go along.
And two pairs acted in front of the whole class.
Pair one: Crystal and Spastic Banana.
Scene 1
Crystal paces around the room, worried, looks at watch
Spastic Banana comes in
Crystal: You're finally home!
Spastic Banana: So?! [shouting]
Crystal: How come you're late?
Spastic Banana: [still shouting] I went out, so what?
Crystal: Where did you go?
Spastic Banana: Out!
Crystal: What did you do?
Spastic Banana: I went out!
[at this point, most of us are laughing.]
Crystal: I expect you to be back at 8, you know?
Spastic Banana: So? Its only 12, its only a difference of 4 hours!
Crystal: Don't talk to me like that, young lady! I am your mother and I expect you to be back by 8!
Spastic Banana: No!
[end]
Funny, isn't it.
The next pair was Le Yan and Judith.
Scene 2
Judith sweeps floor
Le yan enters, tying hair
Judith: You're home! Where have you been?
Le Yan: Out. DUh. Where else?
Judith: You're late, you know that? 2 hours late! What did you do? Who did you go out with? And STOP TYING YOUR HAIR!
Le Yan: You got a problem with that?
Judith: Yeah, I do!
Le Yan: [immediately stops tying hair] see, I stopped tying my hair!
snigger snigger.
Judith: Who did you go out with?
Le Yan: Someone.
Judith: I will not have that for an answer! Who did you go out with?!
Le Yan: [shout] someone you don't know!
Judith: [almost shouting] Who did you go out with!
Le Yan: Your Mother.
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Spastic Banana had gone red in the face.
even the teacher was laughing.
LoL.
Like I said, I'm going crazy.
Actually, I think I have.
[ignore the above statement.]
Anyway.
Today we had drama.
And we were s'posed to act out a mother-and-daughter scene - see, the daughter's come home late and the mom's worried and angry.
So we gotta improvise as we go along.
And two pairs acted in front of the whole class.
Pair one: Crystal and Spastic Banana.
Scene 1
Crystal paces around the room, worried, looks at watch
Spastic Banana comes in
Crystal: You're finally home!
Spastic Banana: So?! [shouting]
Crystal: How come you're late?
Spastic Banana: [still shouting] I went out, so what?
Crystal: Where did you go?
Spastic Banana: Out!
Crystal: What did you do?
Spastic Banana: I went out!
[at this point, most of us are laughing.]
Crystal: I expect you to be back at 8, you know?
Spastic Banana: So? Its only 12, its only a difference of 4 hours!
Crystal: Don't talk to me like that, young lady! I am your mother and I expect you to be back by 8!
Spastic Banana: No!
[end]
Funny, isn't it.
The next pair was Le Yan and Judith.
Scene 2
Judith sweeps floor
Le yan enters, tying hair
Judith: You're home! Where have you been?
Le Yan: Out. DUh. Where else?
Judith: You're late, you know that? 2 hours late! What did you do? Who did you go out with? And STOP TYING YOUR HAIR!
Le Yan: You got a problem with that?
Judith: Yeah, I do!
Le Yan: [immediately stops tying hair] see, I stopped tying my hair!
snigger snigger.
Judith: Who did you go out with?
Le Yan: Someone.
Judith: I will not have that for an answer! Who did you go out with?!
Le Yan: [shout] someone you don't know!
Judith: [almost shouting] Who did you go out with!
Le Yan: Your Mother.
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Everyone burst out laughing.
Spastic Banana had gone red in the face.
even the teacher was laughing.
LoL.
Like I said, I'm going crazy.
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