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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Wednesday, April 30, 2008

I just remembered!

Let's sing a deathday song!

"Happy deathday to you...

"Happy deathday to HITLER...

"Happy deathday to you!"

Yep, folks, you've got that right.

Today, in 1945, Mister Adolf Hitler shot himself after marrying Eva Braun!

WOOHOO!

Yeah man.

Learn to Love Hitler.

But don't be Neo Nazi.

>>Forgotten by01:35

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY

Hmm...

gotta jog my memory.

You know we gotta memorize san zi jing?

No. That's not it.

Erm...

Tomorrows a holiday!

No. Wrong one.

Gawddangit.

Have I forgotten everything?!

ARGH.

Guess what?

My computer's speakers broke.

YAY.

NOO.

I'm going schitzophrenic!

Whoohoo.

I think this is the maddest post I've ever posted.

>>Forgotten by01:02

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Tuesday, April 29, 2008

sorry I haven't posted for so long...

but...

HAHA! I passed my napfa!

17 minutes 53 seconds! I rock!

WOOHOO! I never thought I'd see the day where I was worried bout the run, but I saw it, and now I've got through it!
IRoCK

And.

And

And.

We got our ting xie results yesterday.

and.

I GOT 96/100 FOR IT!

I ROCK!

this is the happiest Lone Ranger Ever signing off.

>>Forgotten by03:56

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Thursday, April 24, 2008

NO SCHOOL TODAY!

Cos we got ELearning.

its like online class.

No school tomorrow either.

Frankly, I think E Learning's exhausting.

I mean I've been sitting at the com since 8 to 1 and now 6 to now and I only completed D&T, Art, History, Geography, English. Maths, Science, Lit, Chinese all haven't done yet.

And those ar the tough ones.

For Maths, our long winded Rotten Lemon teachr gave us 19 pages worth of worksheets to be printed out.

God.

That reminds me, I wrote a song to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire [We live in Singapura] on him.

Remind me to tell you guys bout it later.

Though, I gotta warn you, it's vulgar.

No f words tho.

Gotta go complete e learning now.

Wow.

Not a single hint of sacarsm this time.

Just a plain report.

>>Forgotten by04:32

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Monday, April 21, 2008

I got away with the most amazing thing ever.

See, it was after chinese, and I was like, "Yay! Recess!" and walked out of the class.

Then I went to buy my food [ham and cheese sandwich]. And I noticed that not a single Secondary schlgirl was out yet, just a lot of small, cutie little primary schl kids.

Bought my recess. I was like, Why aren't they here yet? Looked at my watch. 9:32.

Then I started eating. looked at my watch again. 9:34.

Hang on...

9:34????!!

oh god!

I forgot that after chinese was SCIENCE! then recess!

Stuffed my sandwich into my pocket and ran like hell to class.

Isn't that lovely.

I was just in time too

people thought i just went to the toilet.

I DON"T BELIEVE I GOT AWAY WITH IT!

I rule. I'm the no. 1 rulebreaker in my school!

>>Forgotten by01:34

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Saturday, April 19, 2008

Well, my dad bought us these sweets called crazy babies.

They're perfect for gory blood-loving people like J and Me.

See, you gotta bite open the baby's stomach and the juice [which is supposed to be blood] squirts out and its so bloody fun man.

Anyway.

I bet I'm gonna fail my napfa. I mean for the 2.4km run. I managed a 17m59s run but I think i'm gonna do worse.

Ah well.

I've also gotta pass this ting xie, or my classmates will be after me cos if someone doesn't pass, we dont get to watch a movie.

argh.

Did i mention I hate my life?

Ok. That's a bit emo.

But lately I've been going emo.

But who the hell cares man, I'll probably snap out of this emoness and become elmo. [btw that's a bit lame 'Gene. Who wants to be elmo? no offence tho]

Argh.

>>Forgotten by23:40

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Wednesday, April 16, 2008

These days, I'm getting lazier.

Probably cos of the lack of work.

Not that I'm complaining or anything, but its just that at this rate my grades are gonna slip. That's very bad.

argh.

I have nothing to talk about .

Why the hell can't I sign up for youtube?

Cos there's this post that I'm itching to reply to. It's about Germany and America And Britain and Russia and WWII and he's dead wrong so I wanna correct him.

Bloody hell.

>>Forgotten by00:39

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Friday, April 11, 2008

You might be thinking i've gone mad.
Actually, I think I have.
[ignore the above statement.]
Anyway.
Today we had drama.
And we were s'posed to act out a mother-and-daughter scene - see, the daughter's come home late and the mom's worried and angry.
So we gotta improvise as we go along.
And two pairs acted in front of the whole class.
Pair one: Crystal and Spastic Banana.

Scene 1

Crystal paces around the room, worried, looks at watch

Spastic Banana comes in

Crystal: You're finally home!

Spastic Banana: So?! [shouting]

Crystal: How come you're late?

Spastic Banana: [still shouting] I went out, so what?
Crystal: Where did you go?

Spastic Banana: Out!

Crystal: What did you do?

Spastic Banana: I went out!

[at this point, most of us are laughing.]

Crystal: I expect you to be back at 8, you know?

Spastic Banana: So? Its only 12, its only a difference of 4 hours!

Crystal: Don't talk to me like that, young lady! I am your mother and I expect you to be back by 8!

Spastic Banana: No!

[end]

Funny, isn't it.

The next pair was Le Yan and Judith.

Scene 2

Judith sweeps floor

Le yan enters, tying hair

Judith: You're home! Where have you been?

Le Yan: Out. DUh. Where else?

Judith: You're late, you know that? 2 hours late! What did you do? Who did you go out with? And STOP TYING YOUR HAIR!

Le Yan: You got a problem with that?

Judith: Yeah, I do!

Le Yan: [immediately stops tying hair] see, I stopped tying my hair!

snigger snigger.

Judith: Who did you go out with?
Le Yan: Someone.

Judith: I will not have that for an answer! Who did you go out with?!

Le Yan: [shout] someone you don't know!

Judith: [almost shouting] Who did you go out with!

Le Yan: Your Mother.

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Everyone burst out laughing.

Spastic Banana had gone red in the face.

even the teacher was laughing.

LoL.

Like I said, I'm going crazy.

>>Forgotten by04:01

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Wednesday, April 9, 2008

[yeah, yeah, I know, I'm letting success getting to my head. Soon its gonna be too bloated to fit into the classroom door.]

Good morning, fellow classmates. Today, I’ll be telling you about my idol. No, he isn’t Hitler. He was a controversial general in the U.S. Army during World War II. He was a maverick – that is to say, he had unorthodox methods – I mean, designing your own uniforms or carrying ivory-handled pistols is hardly following the rules, is it? His men, affectionately or not I do not know, nicknamed him “Ol’ blood and guts”. George Smith Patton once said, “No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.” One such bastard – my idol – was Patton himself.
Why? You cry. Of all people, why Patton? Why a racist, arrogant, ruthless man like him?
I understand your question completely. Patton did have many bad points. But let me tell you this – Patton’s good points far outweighed his bad.
The first reason why Patton is my idol would be that he was a great achiever. Yes, I know you shouldn’t judge a man by his achievements, but Patton just had far too many to be overlooked. Just look at them: He defeated Field Marshal Erwin Rommel in North Africa, outpaced Field Marshal Montgomery in Sicily, rescued the 101st Airborne in Bastogne, defeated the Germans in the Battle of the Bulge, and if not for Montgomery’s Operation Market-Garden, might have been in Berlin by 1944.
Secondly, Patton was a great strategist and leader. You can lead by fear, or you can lead by example. Patton led by both.
Thirdly, Patton was full of witty remarks. “Lead me, follow me or get out of my way” and “if everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn’t thinking” are just some of them. His ability to come up with snappy comebacks in just a moment, something I have never been able to and never will do, just make me admire him even more.
Fourthly, Patton was resilient. He once said, “I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. Patton did indeed hit bottom when he was sacked in Africa for slapping a soldier suffering from combat fatigue, but he bounced back quickly. He and his Third Army in Europe inflicted 144500 deaths but only suffered 16951 casualties. Patton was back, and better than ever.
But nobody’s perfect, and Patton had his faults too. He was arrogant, ruthless and racist – “I’d rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me”. However, when he was sacked, he made an effort to change: the sign of a good person.
Unfortunately, Patton’s life ended all too fast. A day before he was to be posted back to America, he was involved in a car accident that paralyzed him from neck down. He died in Germany of an embolism at the peak of his career.
To end my speech, I’d like to say that Patton was a great leader, brilliant strategist and very resilient, although he was racist and rude. He once stated in a letter, “Leadership? I have it, but I’ll be damned if I can define it.” He certainly had it, and that is why he is my idol.
Thank you for listening.

>>Forgotten by01:52

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY

OK.
Joy may be smart, but she's a total ignormagus when it comes to General knowledge. [sounds familiar, anyone?]
"Where's Kosavo?"
"Who's Winston Churchill?"
"Is Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton's father?"
Ok, I admit that all my classmates [save Pearl] are suffering from no-general-knowledge-itis [yeah yeah, its not creative, whatever]. They have absolutely no idea of the outside world. But I guess this is one of the worst cases.
Anyway. Enough about that.
Good news! My speech topped the class! And it was one of the few picked out from the whole level, made copies of, given to all the teachers for them to mark, and they all gave the same mark - 9/10.
Right now I've got a long list of speeches to correct, everyone wants me to read through them.
I can follow my father's footsteps [he once worked as a speechwriter for ministers].
Ah well.
And for Chinese, compared to my 20.5/40 for 统一测验1, I got 34/50 for 统一测验2. HOORAY. YAY.
I don't think my mom'll be pleased though.
Sigh.
I'm getting a new table. Today.
And that's why I'm on Jason's com.
And that's why I'll have no Lone Ranger pic.
Sad.

>>Forgotten by01:30

AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Friday, April 4, 2008

My dad has a problem, I think.
He told us to take some Gummy Bears. Only he didn't say Gummy Bears.
"Here, have some Barmy Gas."
I think you know what happened here.
Gummy Bears G and B got mixed up.
Then there was the time when he said Draw Joppin instead of Jaw Droppin.
Gosh.
How Interesting.
And I Do believe this is the shortest post ever.
'Cos there's nothing much to talk about.
And I'm using Jason's com so I don't have my lone ranger pic.
HOw sad.

>>Forgotten by23:56