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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Sunday, March 2, 2008
This time around its about savage dogs.
Well, see me and my family are just relaxing in our house [which is now a mansion complete with an olympic-sized swimming pool and a koi pond the size of my room] when I announce I'm gonna get a drink from the bar. Yes, bar.
So I go out and pour myself a martini [shaken and not stirred] and then when I go back to the living room I find a fierce doberman sitting in the living room.
Now this part is blurry cos all I can remember is suddenly the doberman jumps and attacks me and my parents while the TV is still blaring Channel 8's The Mischievous Princess.
And then Abby, the dog next door, comes into the fray. She howls her heart out cos she's begging for food. THen she gets stuck in a cat flap. I try to push her out but then she's watching the doberman and refuses to budge. Suddenly when J is stroking her head she turns on him, snarls and starts to chase him around [don't ask me how she got out of the cat flap].
And So with both dogs tearing guts out here and there [its no longer my family there; some other people came around] It's madness. And then the doberman makes a fanatical leap towards my mom; and this is when Abby heroically saves the day by jumping in front of the doberman, who at this point has turned into a grey wolf that looks exactly like the one in Fanny's desktop picture,jumped in front of my mom in a typical american heroic "Save yourself sir!" stance.
And so the doberman-wolf bites abby in the stomach and its all blood and gore until a man that looks like confucius [particularly the head] comes along and disintigrates them.
I swear I'll never look at Abby or Dobermans the same way again.
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