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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Sunday, March 30, 2008
Well.
What can i say?
We broke a Guinness world record. [is that how you spell it?]
World bloody record.
We also got bloody sunburnt standing in the sun all day.
And that bloody fat idiot of a Tan screwed everything up.
See, on Friday we were setting up the stall. Not an easy task I can tell you that. We cordoned off the area with caution tape [visualise police crime scenes and plastic red white tape] and brought out teh horses, mesasured them, did the race track, noticed we screwed up a bit, re did the whole thing again, and then that big fat lemon turns up and says "Wah! So many people and you haven't finished yet! Such a simple task!"
I'd like to see him try it.
and then he wastes all our bloody time [like he alwasy does] lecturing about how hard the food stall worked and thats why they finsihed so fast and all that sorta stuff.
Yeah, well,, the food stall had 2 teachess helping them. We had no one. What d'you expect us to do?
and then he says "pity me I'll be here [at the games stall] the whole day".
Guess what?
next day we only see him twice, and for very short periods at that.'
next day we only see him twice, and for very short periods at that.'
oh geez.
There are a lot more things. [this bloody system's in overwrite]
There are a lot more things. [this bloody system's in overwrite]
My classmate, Joy. She was there the whole day, never resting, but when she asked to go home when it was time to leave, because she had a birthday dinner for her granddad, he said "no you gotta clean up".
WTH man.
She was crying when she called her mom.
Then we've got prizes, see, from our vendor who supplied the mech horses. And a lotta ppl wanted to buy the prizes [teddy bears who look like Mr Beans Teddy]. We could've made a lotta money selling them.
But no, stupid tan wouldnt let us. He has no entrupruneic mind [or whatever its spelt]/
How the hell can he be teaching maths?!
Ah well.
Enough about fat rotten lemon.
I got sunburnt from standing in the sun fr too long.
My feet are aching, my legs too, my arms from pushing the saddle up and down for those toddlers and carrying the stupid horses around.
and when it started to drizzle, we carried all 7 horses in.
and then the rain stopped.
so we carried them out.
then it started again.
so we carreid them in.
and then it stopped
so we went out.
Thank god it didn't rain again
and after the rain a whole lotta ppl came to our stall suddenly so we had to start timing them to make sure everyone got their turn.
and as I'm typing my shoulder's starting to ache.
Ach.
That's german for ah.
I think,.
I don't study German.
I just finished Reading Angels and Demons.
A great book.
Really nice.
BUT it gave me a headache looking at the "Illuminati Earth Air Fire Water Illuminati Diamond" signs and turning it 180 degrees around and all that.
ye gods.
But.
I urge all christians not to read it as it's kinda anti-christ.
Wait.
Why am i talking about this.
ah well.
I've got a speech to write.
And i don't think talking about my fiesta is very...Illuminating.
[lame, I know. Darn, I just spoilt the effect.]
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