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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Guess what, mates?
Yep.
I've got to write another speech, this time on My Idol.
"G'morning, everyone. Today I've come to talk to you about my Idol. My Idol is Adolf Hitler because he was one helluvan idiot and I admire idiots. He sent millions of people to die. And for that I love him and he is now my idol and I want to follow in his footsteps when i grow up."
"G'morning, everyone. Today I've come to talk to you about my Idol. My Idol is Osama Bin Laden because he brought a mighty country like America to her knees by bombing the World Trade Center. Just by two planes he wreaked havoc. I also admire him because he is ugly, and I admire people who are ugly mainly because ugly people are terrorists. Take George Bush for example."
G'morning, everyone. Today I've come to talk to you about my Idol. My Idol is George W. Bush because he looks like an overgrown rat, he's got a lot of SNAFU operations to his name [e.g. the lovely Iraq War], got 4000 soldiers killed, shoots first, talks later, and has all the makings of a lovely Hitler."
Just to digress a bit, my classmate doesn't know who Sang Nila Utama is.
AAA.
And if you think that's amazing, she doesn't know what happened on 9/11 either ["9/11? What's that? Eleventh of September? What happened?"]
AAA.
And, she doesn't know who Obama or Clinton or McCain are.
AAA.
And, most of all, she doesn't know who George W. Bush is.
AAAAAA.
And yet another classmate of mine thought Obama blew up the World Trade Center. ["Obama? Isn't he the one that flew the planes into the Twin Towers? How can he be running for president?"]
Now you see how much rubbish I'm surrounded by.
No offence to those smarter ones.
Anyway.
I guess general knowledge is hard to come by, eh?
Ah well.
Better get to writing my speech, then.
And I'm gonna add a quote of the day:
"In battle; undefeatable. In victory, unbearable."
Winston L. S. Churchill on Field Marshall Bernard L. Montgomery
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