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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Friday, February 29, 2008


Today we are going on the Flyer.
For Free.
FFF.
Flying For Fun.
Flying for Free.
Yay.
Flyer for Free.
Flyer for Flying.
Anyway, my dad's financial consultant or sumthing like that [he buys us a hamper every year, just so you know] gave us free tickets.
Whoopee.
My music works.
Oh and by the way happy 1 March.



>>Forgotten by22:11



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY


On Wednesday the guiness world record holder for the fastest time to complete 7 marathons acrosss 7 continents [in 27 days, I might add] came to talk to us.


Yeah.
Dr William Tan.


Well I won't tell you much about his background, that you can find out yourself, but the thing is he's 51.


I thought he was 40.


Anyway, he told us about all the hardships he faced. For example during schl he was so poor he didnt have enuf money to buy recess. But a kind lil' girl bought noodles for him.


Operation Market Garden.


Anyway he went to RI and became a Doctor and a neurologist and all that...


Oh and btw some of my classamtes dunno wot "hypothesis" and "theory" mean.


Anyway during the race acorss 7 continents in Feb 2005 his Antarctic race was in a snowstorm. So he couldn't make it and had to go back. He told the penguins, "Watch it. I'll be back one day."


Dots.


Anyway during the race in Egypt he crashed into a donkey...


who kicked him in the face and ran off so fast that he "couldn't apologise"...


it damaged his racing wheelchair...


fractured his rib...


and bruised his neck and cheek.


Ouch. That has gotta hurt.


Anyway he went on racing across the 7 continents and made it.


During the Antarctic race [btw this is in 2007, not 2005 anymore] the sharp spikes on the show tires of his wheelchair shredded his gloves and speared [Speired! Speirs!] his hands. Ouch.


But apparently the memory of Jessica Doktor kept him going. Jessica Doktor was a girl with leukimia who had recently died. He carried her on his lap during the Boston Marathon as she had always wanted to participate.


Ooh. >Sniff<>

Anyway he completed the feat in 27 days, dunnohowmaniminutesandseconds.


The whole talk was basically about preseverence, resilience and the "never give up, never watchamacallit surrender" famous saying from I don't know where.


And he'll be racing around the track for 24 hrs in our bid to break the World record for most distance run around a 100m track in 24 hrs.


Yay.


And If you're thinking of signing up, lemme warn you first: For a family of five, it'll cost you $90/$250 to sign up. Just to run 100m.


So I advise you not to run.


Unless your not sane enough to spend that much to run 100m when you can jog for 2.4km for FREE.








>>Forgotten by04:46



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY


Last night I dreamt about my dad getting flattened by a metorite.

But that's not important.

Wot's important is that I just had a history test.

Oh wait.

That's not important either.

Wot's important is I've got an abso-bloody-lutely loony Malay dance exam next week.

AAA.

So You Think You Can Dance?

No I Don't Think I Can Dance.

AAA.

I am so gonna die.

Gag

I. Can. Not. Dance. FULLSTOP. AAA. HELP.

Dont' you laugh at me.

Anyway the fiesta thing is cumin up soon. Whoever wants to cum its gonna be on the 29th of March. Suppposedly Food Fun and Games. I'm posted to the Games Stall. Look for Sec 1 Charity. Its the one with the horses.

So If ya wanna come please do. But I'm warning you you'll probably get dead bored.

You Chaps have any ideas about the march reunion? Apparently Aru has an idea; go to West Coast Park - or was it East? - and do anything we want there.

You chaps have any better ideas? Cos if you don't then East -or West- Coast Park it is.

BTW do any of u know if Tharun knows abt this blog? Pls tell me I need to know asap so we can discuss something impt in the cbox or something.



>>Forgotten by04:10



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Monday, February 25, 2008


Well on the 24th of Feb me and my VIP friend X went to the airshow. And we got lots of prezzies. When we came back we were so bogged down with bags we could hardly move.

First we went to the waiting room where the OVERENTHUSIASTIC GUIDE Belinda came and introduced herself to us. Bit on the plump side. Ok. Fine. Rather on the plump side. No? Fine. VERY on the plump side. And so we went to the F15 Strike Eagle Stimulator. Man that was cool. It was the coolest thing that day besides the airshow. We got to step in the model of a real cockpit of the F15 and fly. Shot down two enemies and made a low pass over the airport I did. X did even better. Flew 8 m over the airport.

Then we went outside. Went into the A380's cockpit, we did. Damn cool. Sat in the pilots seat, where a few hours later our guide around the A380 would be sitting flying the A380. See, the guide was the one that flew the first A380 officially.

Later we went to check out the U.S. side. Darn cool, I can tell ya that. We also went to the Army part [Yeah, I know it don't make sense...what's Army doin' at the airshow?].

Later we went to have lunch on some balcony place. Then the real aerial display started.

First up were the Black Knights [BTW I got an autographed poster from them] and they were really cool. 'Specially the Solos-the Mirror one was good [where #5 flew upside down, just 3m away from the tail of #6]. The "Flaming Heart", though a bit well sick, was nicely pulled off.

Then there were the solo displays by the Yanks, the Aussies, Some N Zedders I think, and supposedly a Korean chap. It was cool. THe pilot of the F16 was from Pennsylvania. I jumped when I heard that word. [What? Is Winters piloting that plane?!]


Sadly we had to leave just as the A380 was flying. I got a nice pic of it though. Yay.

And the Overenthusiastictourguide was so fond of jason. She was swinging his hand around, carrying his things for him, talking to him happily...the works.

It must be 'cos he's so cuuuuuuuuuuuute.

There was a model of an American Soldier. Pity I didn't see the front side of him.

All in all, the airshow rocked and you should go and watch it.


Oh, hang on. Its already over...


>>Forgotten by01:50



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Friday, February 22, 2008


"OK, Let's go." That's what Ike said and that's what triggered the D-Day Invasion of Normandy.

Why am I saying this? I have no idea.

But this is a historic moment.

It's gonna be the first time I'm apologizing to Elim.

Now I've never apologized for stamping on his foot or anything but I guess now that everyone's gone I can't bear to lose any of those GEPer Chaps. 'Specially not 'cos of some abso-bloody-lutely idiotic feud about CORP and SARGE and all the bloody rest.

Now I'd just liike to stress that it wasn't my bloody fault that Elim was being so idiotic. He's very smart. Very very smart. Abso-bloody-lutely smart. But what I don't get is why the bloody hell is he pretending to be so, well, stupid?!

Ok. Fine. So here goes. I'm sorry Elim for all the bloody trouble you -I mean I- caused to yourself-I mean you-.

I hope this "feud" ends here. Cos I don't want it to go on.


>>Forgotten by19:59



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY


My mom just borrowed...

BEYOND BAND OF BROTHERS.

UNFORTUNATELYBEFOREICOULDREADITMYDADTOOKITAWAYCOSHESAIDITWASSUCHAGREATBOOKANDDIDNTWANNALETMEREADITEVENTHOUGHMYMOMBORROWEDITFORME.

And I don't believe Elim [the person, not the numerous places] is such a bliddy idiot. I mean, how can he not realise that CORP is HF? HF herself said "Oh I forgot i was supposed to be Corp" After I said "And Sarge why are you Sarge and not Corp! I thought I was the one supposed to be sarge! [just noticed this lol]".

I guess he dont keep track of converstions.

And Yay Singapore is hosting YOG 2010.

And...MISTER PREFECT IS THE HEAD PREFECT OF HPPS!

And...KUAN HIAN AND ALVIN ARE ASSISTANT HEAD PREFECTS!

And.........

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On the fifth of March.........

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JASON IS BECOMING A BLIDDY PREFECT!




Must be my uncle who built the newer part of Cat High that got him that.

I can't imgagine Jason being a prefect.
Thats right, Jason the Naughty little Annoying Brat of a brother I have.



>>Forgotten by04:02



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Wednesday, February 20, 2008


blabberdash: hi

me: WAIT

blabberdash: r u there?

me: Are you deepak or devika?!

blabberdash: dude

blabberdash: who's blabberdash?

me: Ya but last time I said Shadeslayer was deepak but it turned out to be Devika so I can't be sure so please just say who the crap u are

blabberdash: humph

me: Yes I know I'm paranoid

blabberdash: that was cos'... k never mind

blabberdash: I'M DEVIKA

me: GOODm

e: NOW WAT D U WANT

blabberdash: er..

blabberdash: nuthin

blabberdash: :D

me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

blabberdash: ur wierd

blabberdash: bye

me: G'bye, G'luck andme: G' RiddancE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blabberdash: ???

me: the tree geesme: Goodbye goodluck goodriddance

me: and I want to EMPhASIZE THE LAST ONE

blabberdash: ur wierrrrrrrrrd

blabberdash: sry

blabberdash: weirrrrrrrrrd

me: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS WIERD AND IS DRIVING ME GODDAMN NUTS!

blabberdash: heh

me: AND U ARE THE ONE WHO IS DRIVING ME PARANOIDY

blabberdash: :D

me: GAGA

blabberdash: ?????????

me: Well I did warn u i was going NUTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

blabberdash: gah

me: awe,jt a;oerih

me: qwertyuiop

me: qwertyuiop

me: QWERTYUIOP

me: QQQWWWEEERRRTTTYYYUUUIIIOOOPPP

me: QQQQQQQQQWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

me: QWERTYUIOP!

blabberdash: STOP ITTTTTTTTTTT

blabberdash: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

me: OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

me: qwertyuiop

me: :D

blabberdash: >angryface angryface angryface angryface angryface angryface angryface angryface<

me: Y'know, your right

me: annoying ppl IS fun

blabberdash: :

me: :D



>>Forgotten by01:53



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Tuesday, February 19, 2008


Well this dream is gonna be short.
It was really long, but I forgot most of it cos almost a whole day has gone by since I dreamt it.

Me and my parents were shopping [Oh, yeah, that includes my lil' annoyin brother Jason] in some minimart. There were two bloodhounds [who strangely looked exactly like my neighbour's dog Abby, though Abby's anything BUT a bloodhound] in a basket. I woofed at one of the bloodhounds as we were walking out of the place. To our surprise, the bloodhound jumped up and started chasing us, bearing 6 inch long fangs. We ran like hell, but the dummkopfic bloodhound jumped up and bit me in the wrist. It hurt like crazy but I kept running. The Bloodhound bit me twice, once in the leg and the other in the upper arm till some guy in the woods shot him dead. good riddance.
As a treat for my injuries, my parents built a hotel for me. Can you imagine your parents doing that in real life?!
We went to the hotel where my cousin was holding her wedding. It was an underground hotel, i.e. a hotel underground, i.e. a hotel under the ground, i.e. an "under the ground" hotel...
Strangely my injuries gone, I became hotel manager and proceeded to check out all the rooms, barging in on families watching TV and everything, twirling a THIMBLE around my thumb. I took two soap bottles from one toilet with me...
Well I went around with a gong waking up everyone [BANG BANG "Rise and shine, mate! Wedding time!"] and we went to see our cousins wedding.
Well, sadly the wedding got interrupted by a big sea monster that ate the bride and groom up and sent us scattering.
The End.

Wow. For once me and my superscanner eyes can detect no sacarsm in this passage...

BEEP BEEP sacarsm detected...



>>Forgotten by03:41



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Monday, February 18, 2008


After my much publicised "Lone Ranger" nickname, i cannot believe that mister Elim doesn't know who TheLoneRanger in the cbox is.
Might I just add that Elim is also a place in my favourite state Pennsylvania?
And Utah...
And Missouri...
And Alaska...
And Western Cape [South Africa]...
And Namibia...
And Drenthe [Netherlands]....
And it is also a biblical place...
But enough about his strange name.
Might I just add, though, that Aru also has a strange namesake...
Aru Islands, a group of 95 islands in the Moluccas, Indonesia
Aru, Sumatra, Indonesia, a bay in northeast Sumatra, a former polity (Aru/Karo)
Aru, Democratic Republic of Congo .
But Where was i...
Ah yes. I'm at a loss for words.
Yeah, yeah, if I'm at a loss for words how can I still be typing words?
Anyway, you get my meaning.
And How the Hell Can the English Genius, the SS Genius and practically the Everything Genius not figure out who the heck the Lone Ranger is?!


Hang on...
I just remembered that only in P6 did he figure out that the index numbers worked by "Ladies First".
Oh.
So that explains it.

Btw doing the "Ranger" part i.e. making it look more computer fonty like took me 30 mins. My arm was sore after that until the next day.


>>Forgotten by00:09



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Friday, February 15, 2008


Happy V Day everyone.
Now, I'm not a fan of Valentines Day, so I prefer to refer[hey, it rhymes] to it as V Day.
Cos, V day also stands for
Victory Day.
Today is another day.
It is M Day.
Milo day.
See, we're gonna go back to the honda showroom to do some car thingys. And. you guessed it, Honda showroom = free lovely piping hot milo. Ha ha.
Yes. I know. Cold joke.
anyway, I wish everyone a happy V Day and let us not forget that yesterday was Total Defence Day, another day which i can happily relate to WWII: the 15th of February 1942. Japanese invaded Singapore and started three and a half years of Japanese Occupation.
Now, as everyone knows, I'm the sort that loves the ETO and all. But I s'pose this is part of our heritage and we must do everything we can to save it bla bla bla...


>>Forgotten by18:47



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Wednesday, February 13, 2008


me: yo deep
me: have i told you this before?
me: thousands watch the Queen Mary go by, Most of 'em say, "Go and die!" But only Deepak says, "What a cool ship!"The ship explodes and deep gets the whip Deepak starts to cry like mad, saying, "It exploded! I'm so sad!"And so the Queen Mary II goes sailing by,Deep watches and gives a long, loving sigh.Suddenly on board all the crew personnel yell,"Deep planted a bomb here, damn him, go to hell!"The ship explodes, and he gets it once more,now he's in jail and won't get out til 1004!
Shadeslayer: stop it
Shadeslayer: ?????????????????//
me: sorry
me: 3004
Shadeslayer: i am devika
me: WAT
Shadeslayer: heh
Shadeslayer: u wasted your effort
me: ya rite
Shadeslayer: what?
BUZZ!!!
me: how can u be devika
me: when it clearly states Shadeslayer
Shadeslayer: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
me: YOU ARE GETTING ME CONFUSED
Shadeslayer: i am devika and what is the meaning of impersonating?
me: ARGH!
Shadeslayer: what?
me: IT MEANS "PRETENDING TO BE"
Shadeslayer: i'm innocent
Shadeslayer: oooooooooooooooh
me: AND HERE I WAS THINKING YOU WERE SMART
Shadeslayer: heh heh heh
Shadeslayer: actually, i kinda knew
Shadeslayer: tat
Shadeslayer:
BUZZ!!!
me: HARDY HAR
Shadeslayer: huh?
me: FAT CHANCE MATE
Shadeslayer: waddya mean???
me: ARGH
me: MY IMPReSSION OF YOU IS GOING DOWN AND DOWN AND DOWN
Shadeslayer: qwertyuiop[]\ASDFGHJKL;'
Shadeslayer: ZXCVBNM,./
Shadeslayer: QWERTUIOP
Shadeslayer: QWERTYUIOP
Shadeslayer: QWERTYUIOP
Shadeslayer: QWERTYUIOPQWERTYUIOPQWERTYUIOPQWERTYUIOP
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shadeslayer: HEH HEH HEH
me: You. Are. Driving. Me. NNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadeslayer: do u have any idea who I nF3rN eXx is?
me: NO AND I DUN GIVE A DAMN
Shadeslayer: o
Shadeslayer: qwertyuiop
me: Shadeslayer: devika g2g now
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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[I'm sorry that the AAAs go on for quite a while but...just so you know how I felt]
me: you are NUTS
Shadeslayer has signed out. (12/7/2006 1:40 AM)
I struck upa new chat with blabberdash [which is supposed to be Devika, but i have no way of knowing it isnt deepak...]
blabberdash: yes
me: WAT NOW!!!!
blabberdash: wad?
me: ARE YOU DEEPAK OR DEVIKA!!!
me: HELLO!!!
blabberdash: you just asked me whether i'm pretending to be deepak and i said yes, so isn't it obvious that i'm devika?
me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
blabberdash: calm down, calm down
me: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN!!
blabberdash: i dunno, just do it
me: TOOTADOO
blabberdash: huh?
me: YOU DRIVING ME NUTS

[Now Proceed on to the next one to see how it goes on...]


>>Forgotten by00:54



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Tuesday, February 12, 2008


euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: hey. whats your blog url again?
me: www.d-dayjunesix.blogspot.com
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: kay thanks
me: AAA
me: I AM GOING NUTS
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: ?
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: why?
me: Haha. Headless Chicken. I'm a headless chicken. YAy! CLUCK
me: RUNNING AROUND LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN, LALALALALA
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: o.o;;;
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: um
meuphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: chill, rach
me: TTUM TI TUM
me: DOOPA DOOPA DAH
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: ._.
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: dont scare me.
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: :E
me: LALALA
me: THE HEADLESS CHICKEN WALTZ
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: goosefrubba!
me: QWERTYUIOP
me: AAa
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: ._.;;
me: DOODADDOODAA
me: COCKADOODLEDOO
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: *scribble...scribble...*
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: *rachell...is...a..chicken..*
me: TRALALA
me: COCKADOODLEDOO!
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: *cancels out chicken*
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: *writes rooster in its place*
me: SISIDA
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: -.-
me: LOOPAloOPIE
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: :-O
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: dont make me ignore you forver!
me: GEEKABOO
euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: -.-euphoria//FAKESMILES&&;; [c=18]Sempiternal Melody [/c]: -daos-
me: GAAGA
me: HOOPALOOIE!
me; BYBY!


>>Forgotten by04:39



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY


Hello everyone.
Today I threw 5 meters worth of shotput.
Yay.
One girl threw it...
and it landed right at her feet.
I say at, not on.
Just so I make it clear.
On the other hand, someone almost got killed.
That idiot was waltzing around in our lane for god knows what. I shouted at her, "Do you wanna get killed or what?" Yeah yeah, typical me.
She didn't bloody move.
The girl who was throwing the ball didn't see her and, well, threw the ball.
and they all SCREAMED like crazy.
They were screaming something awful. Hurt my ears, they did.
I think the girl was more shocked by the screaming than by the ball dropping right next to her.
And guess what? I just finished my dinner.
In 19 minutes.


>>Forgotten by02:49



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Thursday, February 7, 2008


G'evenin, chaps.
Can you please tell me [via Cbox, or you could post comments] if you would rather have a cbox or a shoutbox [like the one Mich has under "Tagboard" at http://frosty-solstice.blogspot.com/.
Thanks.
Yours Sincerely,
The Lone Ranger


>>Forgotten by01:07



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY


The reunion lunch and everything was great, guys. February 6 rocked.
Incidentally, Feb 6 is the 96th anniversary of the day Eva Braun [Hitlers wife for dummies] was born.
Also, Feb 6 was when the Man U plane/heli, I forgot which, crashed.
Not a very good omen, you might say.
BUT it was great.
The CNY celebration at my schl sucked [but of course]. we had a lion dance but that sucked as well.
We were allowed to wear anything we want; I turned up in my screaming eagle shirt and khaki pants, a dog tag and a compass, a Military Army belt and the navy 'paratrooper' badge.
They said I looked like a gangster.
I say they looked like sissies.
No offence.
Le Yan looked like she was dressed for some catwalk again. MINISKIRT I DUN BELIEVE IT.
At least the rest [those who weren't wearing pink, that is] were sorta better.
Fanny was wearing a rubgy shirt. Great. Another supporter. Yay.
And they all ['cept two people] thought my dog tag was a NECKLACE.

To cut a looooooong story short...
After the celebrations [which ended 20 minutes late], I rushed to RI and was picked up by Tharun's mom. It was great to see the guys again [Tharun, Amal and Deep were hitching a ride], 'specially Deep. He's such a punchable character! I punched him for the first time in months. Man, that felt great.
I meant me. I don't think he felt great.
We met up at HPPS and went to see the teachers. HF, Aru and Mich dyed their hair red.
I think the guys might've fainted when they saw them.
We walked to Haato [Oh, by the way, Jimbo's at Chua Choo Kang Secondary] and ate lunch. Believe it or not, I found 1.20 on the ground, so my ice cream was only 2.30.
KS paid me $1 to get a drink for him.
That makes my ice cream 1.30.
We played DC after that, some went to play Bball. Then after rav told me where tharun was hiding, we went to play bball as well.
Against sec 3s.
Needless to say, we lost.
Badly.
Ah well. At least I scored a point in the later game.
And for the CNY break [if you can call it a break] I have a history project, a geog project, a d&t project, a Chinese project, another Chinese project, a CME project, and...a "拜年" project.
Guess what the last one is.


>>Forgotten by00:31



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Tuesday, February 5, 2008


He can't spell Front [spelt it frort] and blames the worksheet.
He can't find a letter on the keyboard and bursts into tears.
He can't recite the alphabet [Mom, does M come before F?]
He can't tell top from bottom of a jacket [told ya this before]
He can't spell simple words like air [Whats A. I. R. ? scrabble]
He can't bear to not get what he wants [When he can't find whateveritis, he will throw a tantrum, go flop on the bed and hug his bobo [thats bolster for you], and get someone else to do whatever he was supposed to do [i.e. ME.]. Once, everyone in the family worked on his art project 'cept...you know who...the one whose art project it was in the first place.]
And you call that CUTE?!!!!!
YOU MUST BE JOKING.


>>Forgotten by03:54



AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY Monday, February 4, 2008


You a scrabble fanatic?
I am.
Sorta.
Anyway, that's digression for you. I've never heard somebody dirgressing from the start of a topic, unless the topic is already given, but I've never heard of somebody digressing from a spontaeneous subject like I am.
Come to think of it, I do have a topic.
BUT, we're digressing. Its supposed to be about scrabble.
Hang on...that was digressing in the first place.
Ok, ok, I'll stop puzzling the more idiotic ones. What I've got to say today is absolutely hilarious.
To me, anyway.
Have you heard about Super Tuesday? Its tomorrow! I hope Clinton wins. My dad supports Clinton and I guess I do too.
WE ARE DIGRESSING. or as HF would say, WE ARE BEGGARS.
Haven't seen HF for a while.
WE ARE BEGGARS.
Anyway, my dad may be really good at english. That you know, right?
Well, you know how he pronounces Ferrari?
"Felelai".
How he pronounces Calories?
"Carolies".
How he pronounces Racism?
"Rasherism".
He told my mom to put on her shirt in a food court.
Was he implying that she wasn't wearing her shirt for the whole while?
What he meant was "Put On your jacket".
I scored twenty nine points with three letters and he called it a "Twenty Nine Letter Word".
No prizes for guessing what he really meant-a twenty nine pointer word.
Oh, and by the way, during Mass PE, I dropped my bottle on my head, dropped it on my collarbone, dropped it on my hand bottlecapfirst, and dropped it on my foot bottleheadfirst. I could barely walk.
Anyway. When i was buying hot milo, I wasn't holding it properly, so the guy shouted "BAALAN, BAALAN."
"What?"
"BAALAN!"
I gave up and walked away.
Turns out it was Balance.
Oh, and by the way, Jason asked my mom on friday how to wear his jacket.
He couldn't figure out top from bottom.


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AIRBORNE ALL THE WAY


Today, we were supposed to stay back for Maths tuition. But our teacher took one look at us frantically running around like headless chickens trying to put up new year deco and canceled it. Yay, right?
Wrong.
CODENAME SORE. anyway, Sore told us to pack up cos we were gonna meet Mrs Sushilla for the commonwealth essay. So 7 of us picked up our bags and walked out after telling Du Lao Shi.
And that stupid idiotic teacher gave us hell about not respecting our classroom and not helping and not doing this and not doing that. He asked someone [Privacy privacy] who told us to leave and that idiot had to say it was me. Before I could say it was Sore, the teacher yelled at me for 'not doing my duty', 'not caring about this class', 'not respecting the teacher', bla bla bla.
I was damn pissed. And he looked at me and said "I can tell from the look in your eyes that you're not happy with me. Right? RIGHT?!!!!" I wanted to smack him in the face, I tell you. Knock his eyes out. Punch his lights out. Kick him to hell.
When we walked out, Sore, Emilia and I went up to meet mrs sushilla. Sore kept complaining that it wasnt her fault, it wasnt her fault. Balderdash. She was the one that told us to clear out.
When Emilia and I walked back out to the track, we were complaining about Sore together. See, for the fiesta she was leader of emilia's group, and they got chosen, and had to stay back but she DIDNT WANT TO STAY BACK. She went to the bus stop just outside and refused to go back in. The same teacher I'm so pissed off at called her and she acted like a SLOB [Spoilt Little Obnoxious Brat] and argued with him-wrestled with him in his own words. She's damn irresponsible, I tell you. NO OFFENCE SORE. Its maybe just one of your traits or somethin. Frankly, I don't blame you.
And Frankly, I don't give a damn.


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Right. Let's see. I like WWII, Band of Brothers, and anything to do with either of them. And Writing.

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-Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow.”
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-You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way.
-War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
-Show me a man who will jump out of an airplane, and I'll show you a man who'll fight.
-Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.
-If you are going through hell...keep going.
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